not hell. Michael Dorsey (Dustin Hoffman)

not hell. Michael Dorsey (Dustin Hoffman)
Ruthless People
If you can t afford it, F***ING FINANCE IT! Ken Kessler (Judge Reinhold)
Can t Buy Me Love
Didn t you take economics? You could have had me for $49.95. Transfer student to Ronald Miller (Patrick Dempsey)
Caddyshack
It s easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you ve got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat. Judge Smalls (Ted Knight)
Airplane
Hey, you know what they say: See a broad to get dat booty yak em, leg er down a smack em yak em. Jive dudes
Field of Dreams
Man, I did love this game. I d have played for food money I used to love traveling on the trains from town to town. The hotels brass spittoons in the lobbies, brass beds in the rooms. It was the crowd, rising to their feet when the ball was hit deep. Shoot, I d play for nothing! Shoeless Joe Jackson (Ray Liotta)
Bachelor Party
Rick, I want Debbie. You dump her and I ll give you cash. Ten thousand dollars, plus a G.E. toaster over; a Litton microwave; a Cuisinart; Michelin tires, brand new; a set of Sears best metric tools. Cole (Robert Prescott)
Spaceballs
Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Yogurt (Mel Brooks)
Pee-Wee s Big Adventure
I wouldn t sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars! Pee-Wee (Paul Reubens)
The Three Amigos
No dough, no show. Lucky Day (Steve Martin)
Johnny Dangerously
You tell me another gang that s got a dental plan. Johnny (Michael Keaton)
Wall Street
The main thing about money, Bud, is that it makes you do things you don t KESS OBD TURNING KIT want to do. Lou Mannheim (Hal Holbrook)
Trading Places
We seem to be paying some of our employees Ignition Coil Tester an awful lot of money. Mortimer Duke (Don Ameche)
Can t get around the old minimum wage, Mortimer. Louis Winthorpe III (Dan Aykroyd)
Better Off Dead
I want my TWO DOLLARS! Johnny, the